Poem generated from daily mirror quick crossword clues

The character of a bore - raced, heavenly celebrity,
Search for a gun appearing to have fruit.

Time in a state of confusion, say,
Corrupt foundation, broadcast the race.

Show contempt for a skewer, newer student.
One's first letters oozed "Hanger On!"

Register as a fish, cold dish, judges
Conditional release for a loper.

Cruel sort of complaint made into wine.
Type of glass regard for the diocese

Cover, sleigh, security, dry sort of raid
Maybe claimed to be using the number ten.

Is pleased
With lions exploded nasally.

Alan Bowman

strange but true - my girlfriend arrived back from cyprus on the 28th - via
milan, where she bought the newspaper.
usually you can only get the previous days foreign press here, this one was
the 28/04/00 edition inside was an entertainment section listing all the
events in the small towns and villages around my home town of gateshead
(n.e. england), i mean REALLY small places -including a pub in the middle of
no where (blaydon) where i used to go to the jazz night with me da!

"heads,............heads.............heads...............heads..............
..heads.............. ..........heads...................heads...................heads.............
....heads..........................................)"

from rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead -tom stoppard

alan bowman