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     some
	very straight stuff written while doing laundry after a failed
	relationship last year and then relaundered (today) in the William
	Burroughs cut-up machine

Your
	text:
Date
	Thu, 15 Jul 1999 190248 -0700 From Patricia Subject more laundry

	rum(room)inations Why exactly are these driers named after men And
	the washers

	named after women It may actually be quite a
clever
	fait accompli. These driers are generally larger and
have fewer
	cycles. They require less initial funding depending on the load
	depending

	on the time. They start out with bravado and lots of heat
	caressing the needy contents

	full of promise for a full ten
minutes
	before dumping their hopefuls flat
within helter skelter - maybe
	the job is finished, maybe not
Who cares, they forgot. Maybe
	action will
pursue be if more persuasion chinks in before
	dropping the
finery flat agin. Aaah, but these washers Lots
of
	cycles, many temperatures And they finish the job, they
dont let
	you down No more silver required
than that original offering,
	every step followed through with
stellar perfection no throwing
	the contents to the floor, but washing, rinsing spinning,

	fluffing.
	Is everything clean now, have I done a good job I think the driers
	are aptly

	named. PK Harris Thinking Men are Twits
And should be
	clothed in white enamel
And reprogrammed 
	

	

Burroughs:
dust.
	('Belch... They'll hear this fart er his tes like
broken condoms
	splash young

Result:
condoms
	Thu, Date step is through Lots bravado after in
throwing washers
	caressing I but are named. of of Who
fluffing ten a everything on
	before now, 15 should Aaah, chinks their 1999 flat I -0700
helter
	Patricia - Harris more flat if larger the Men
	rum(room)inations
finished, they exactly these they And
	persuasion named be
Maybe (Belch...
women will hear done the
	be It fart named think contents his
finery may before like be
	many condoms a they but the full fait
generally These
	temperatures finish have clothed cycles down needy
require
	more
silver required than that original offering, every
	step
followed through with stellar perfection no throwing the
	contents to
the floor, but washing, rinsing spinning, fluffing Is
	everything clean
now, have I done a good job I think the driers
	are generally
larger and have fewer cycles They require less
	initial funding depending
on the load depending on the load
	depending on the load depending on
the time.

		
P.K. Harris


So, I guess this makes William Burroughs fluxus,

fluff, fluff,





  

    

      
     
	 
	 

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